Retired Hammock T-Shirt — "I'm Retired, Every Day Is Saturday!"
| Measurement | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
All measurements are of the garment laid flat. Width is measured across the chest seam to seam. Length is measured from shoulder to hem. For best fit, compare to a garment you already own.
Lightweight but substantial, this garment-dyed tee brings slow-morning comfort to everyday wear. A relaxed, heavyweight cotton build softens with each wash while the washed-in color and sewn-in label keep the feel lived-in, not factory-new. The front illustration — a laid-back hammock between palms with the line "I'm retired — every day is Saturday!" — reads like a small, private vacation. It sits easily in a retirement wardrobe: worn for porch coffee, errands, or low-key family gatherings. The roomy cut lets the tee drape naturally over jeans, linen shorts, or pajama bottoms, and the pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton keeps the fit predictable wash after wash.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, comfortable wear
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, roomy fit
- Tubular, side-seam-free construction and double-needle-stitched seams for durability
- Available S–4XL with pre-shrunk sizing and sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean